Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
