Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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