worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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