I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
