We're like a lot better than the average bears
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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