I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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