i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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