this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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