I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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