no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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