I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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