so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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