ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
nutella sex= disaster
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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