Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Hey! you should come over!
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