she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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