You really coming over, don't trick.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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