There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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