so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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