no. you can't hotbox the world.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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