We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
