Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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