Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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