Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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