So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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