Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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