i will never coherently bang her
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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