you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You were trust falling into bushes
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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