Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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