sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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