either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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