Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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