You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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