fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Houston, we have a blender
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
