I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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