Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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