My pussy is not your playground.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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