What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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