i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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