grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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