I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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