His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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