i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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