I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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