Are we in a gay sports bar?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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