Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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