"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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