What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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