You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Pants are for mortals
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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