There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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