I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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