i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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