Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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