Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
what day is it and did you see me today?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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