Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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