No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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