8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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