foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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